"F**k, don't let me catch you, or I'll beat you to death!"
Zheng Qian's face was full of anger. As soon as he squeezed down from the bus, he found that his new jeans, which had been worn for less than half a month, had been torn into a large hole. What was even more hateful was that the fruit machine he had just bought yesterday was stolen. After all, it was he who worked hard for three months to buy it. And it was going to be of great use today.
"Zheng Qian!"
A crisp voice came from the side of the bus station. Seeing the figure in a floral dress walking towards them, Zheng Qian, who had been crying, suddenly squeezed out a smile.
"Yunyun!"
Looking at Zheng Qian's appearance, Yang Yunyun's eyes flashed a trace of imperceptible disdain, but she still pretended to smile at Zheng Qian. When she was three meters away from Zheng Qian, she reached out her hand, tilted her head and said, "Didn't you agree to give me the latest fruit machine?"
Zheng Qian looked embarrassed and hemmed and hawed, "I... I was just stolen on the bus!"
As he said that, he turned around and showed Yang Yunyun his torn jeans.
Yang Yunyun's face changed all of a sudden. She stood stunned for a while, ignored the people around the bus station, and screamed, "Zheng Qian, did you deliberately lie to me because you didn't have the money to buy it? And then you couldn't lie anymore, so you made up this lie to fool me?"
Giving Zheng Qian no chance to explain, Yang Yunyun continued shouting excitedly, "I know, you poor guy from the countryside. How can you have money to buy things for me? You chased me for a year. The most expensive thing is to treat me to a KFC. I finally see through you. Let's break up!"
"Yunyun, I... I'm not lying to you. I promise you that after two more months, you give me two months. I'll work hard to work part-time and I'll definitely buy you a brand new one." Zheng Qian was a little stunned, almost begging.
"You are a good person, but you can't give me the life I want. There will be no time later!"
Yang Yun didn't listen to his explanation at all. He threw Zheng Qian to the bottom of the valley with a cold sentence, and then his cold and determined back shattered Zheng Qian's heart.
Back in the dormitory, Zheng Qian leaned on the table with his head down, muttering, "Damn, don't let me catch you, or I'll tie your hands and feet up. First drip wax, then lashes, if it's a man, take off all your clothes and throw them into the group of gays, if it's a woman..."
"If it's a woman, why don't you play it by yourself first?"
A sarcastic voice came from the door. Zheng Qian raised his eyelids. It was Chen Zihao, the third predominant in his dormitory. Only then did he continue, "I'm not that kind of person with the brain of a bug. At least I have to look at whether they look good or not. If they don't look good, I'll give them to you!"
"F**k." Chen Zihao gave Zheng Qian a middle finger. After that, he turned and walked to his desk, turned on his computer and began to hang out.
"Hey, hey, Qian Zi, look at this phone. It's not bad. It only costs 199 yuan. Although it's second-hand in the stockaded village, it's in the same shape as your fruit machine. It can still log on WeChat. Why don't you buy it and use it alive first?"
Suddenly, Chen Zihao pointed at his computer and cried out. Zheng Qian walked over and looked at it. He didn't have a cell phone now, so it was inconvenient for him to contact him. He saw the words "second-hand mountain machine at a low price". The appearance of the characters was exactly the same as his fruit machine.
Looking at the comments again, they were all good. Zheng Qian did not think much and directly paid the bill.
The next day, he called Zheng Qian by courier and took out his mobile phone. As soon as the phone was turned on, Zheng Qian was a little confused.
"Damn, I've used the second mobile phone, and at least it's restored to the factory setting and refresh the plane. There is a CPU installed on it. What are you going to do?"
Zheng Qian fiddled with it and wanted to delete the WeChat on his mobile phone, but after trying several times, he could not delete it.
"Wow, this phone is so short that it can't even delete a software?" Zheng Qian stared at the mountain village machine with dry eyes. With a slip of his fingers, he actually opened WeChat.
"Hmm?" Looking at the WeChat page that he entered directly, Zheng Qian couldn't believe his eyes. The previous owner of the phone didn't change the password, and he could still use it?
Zheng Qian pinched his chin and laughed weirdly, "Perhaps the previous owner is a cute girl? Let me first see if there are any private photos in the cute girl's Moments... Think about the photo door of brother Guanxi in those years. Isn't it like this?"
He quickly opened his friend list, but when he saw the name, Zheng Qian was dumbfounded.
King Qinguang, King Chujiang, King Song, King ofCUs, Son of Yama, Grandma Meng, Ox-head, Horse-face, Black Impermanence, White Impermanence, Ksitigarbha...
"This... Is this the WeChat account of the author of the Netherworld Department in Journey to the West?" Zheng Qian was stunned for a long time before he managed to swallow a mouthful of saliva and thought to himself.
"Buzz buzz!"
At this time, Zheng Qian felt the phone in his hand vibrated, and a message was sent over.
"You're the newcomer to the Netherworld organization, aren't you? Hello, I'm Ox-head."
"Nig-head? Netherworld organization?"
Zheng Qian was a little confused. He felt that he was out of his mind. "What kind of organization is Netherworld? A torturer organization or an cult organization?"
When he was about to ask, the cow head continued to speak.
"This new brother, what gift are you going to prepare for King Qinguang's birthday banquet?"
"King Qinguang? Gifts?" Zheng Qian smiled in his heart and typed two words casually, " villa!"
"Wow, new brother, you're really generous. Can you help me think about it? To tell you the truth, a few days ago, on the horse face, the black and white Impermanence made a bet. This month's salary and virtue are running out." Ox-head continued to send messages.
Zheng Qian thought, "I really don't know if this person is too deep in the act or is deliberately playing with me. But fortunately, I have no class today, so I simply risk my life to accompany a gentleman. Isn't King Qinguang one of the Ten Yama Halls of the Netherworld? It's just a villa, so it can be easily picked out at a birthday party."
"How about sending a sports car?" Zheng Qian chuckled and sent a message.
"Buzz buzz!"
As soon as he sent it, the cow head replied, "A sports car? How can I afford it? Bro, why don't you lend me some first and help me pay for it? When I get my salary next month, I'll give it back to you?"
"Hmm?" Zheng Qian pursed his lips and thought for a long time. He decided to continue testing, "It's not impossible to borrow it, but I have a mission now. I can't return to the Netherworld. How should I give it to you?"
"That's easy!" Ox-head replied, "You just need to write down the name of King Qinguang of the Netherworld on the villa, and then the messengers will send it to you."
"Ghost Messenger?" Zheng Qian almost laughed out loud. The Bull Head really made it up so professionally.
"All right, I can lend you a sports car first!" Zheng Qian laughed in his heart.
"Rumble! Rumble!"
All of a sudden, as soon as Zheng Qian's message was sent out, a simple and unadorned600 letter suddenly appeared in his hand out of thin air.
Then, the message of Ox-head came from WeChat. "This big brother, thank you. Thank you very much. Next time, Ox-head will definitely return the favor. This is the loan receipt. I have something to do first."
"This... "
Zheng Qian suddenly felt a chill all over his body for no reason. He stared at the "calligrapher" in his hand that he couldn't understand at all, which was simply a ghost-drawn charm. But how did the note just come to his hand? How did it appear out of nowhere? It also didn't conform to physical rules? It was the 21st century.
He wanted to ask "Oxe Head", but before he could finish his words, he saw the dynamics of his Moments updated.
As soon as he clicked on it, he felt really sorry for her.
The ox head said, "There are still good people in the Netherworld."
White Impermanence said, "What's the gift for King Qinguang's birthday? Is it a beauty or a sports car?"
King Chujiang said, "It's Old Qin's birthday, this kid will definitely receive a lot of gifts. When the time comes, I'm sure he'll give me some!"
...
Seeing that in the end, Zheng Qian still did not send the question to Niutou, and he always felt that this thing was strange, especially the loan slip in his hand. After thinking about it, he decided to buy a villa and a sports car at the birthday party shop and send them to have a look.
Thinking of this, Zheng Qian went to the birthday product shop. On the way, he carefully checked the phone again. It looked ordinary, and there was no other choice except for Wechat.
He also checked his WeChat ID "I'm a newcomer". What the hell was this? He didn't understand at all.
When they returned to the dormitory, the third oldest, Chen Zihao, and the first oldest, Meng Nan, were playing games, but the fourth oldest, Xu Zhen, was nowhere to be seen.
"Where did Fourth go?" Zheng Qian didn't tell him about his WeChat when he went back, so he changed the topic casually.
Chen Zihao said without looking back, "Of course, that guy must have gone to the goddess of date. Yesterday, he hooked up a school girl in the post bar and saw her photos. Oh, her long legs are enough to play for several years!"
"Do you believe in photos nowadays? That's just a lie!" Zheng Qian curled his lip and was about to turn on the computer to join Chen Zihao and the others.
"Bang!" "Bang!"
The door of the dormitory was pushed open by a strong force, and a figure stumbled in.
"Number four? Didn't you go to see a young school girl? Hmm? How... how did things become like this?"
Chen Zihao put down the keyboard in his hand and looked at the person who broke in with a shocked face.
"F*ck, blocking, blocking... Third Brother, you are f*cking..."
"I'll go to Gillequeel"
A sound sound was heard, and Meng Nan and Chen Zihao's computer screens turned gray at the same time.
With a depressed face, Xu Zhen still had a panda eye, and one eye frame was blue and purple. The eye frame was broken, leaving only one side of it hanging on the bridge of his nose. He turned his head to look at Chen Zihao, and then at Zheng Qian. Finally, his eyes fell on Meng Nan. He suddenly threw himself on Meng Nan and cried like a child.
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh whoos
"What the fuck, Big Boss, you and Fourth..." Chen Zihao suddenly screamed and jumped subconsciously. His eyes were full of weirdness, and Zheng Qian was also stunned.
"I won't be bent by Fourth!" The Big Boss said in a hurry and seriously.
"I was fooled by that woman. She asked me to meet at the school gate. After having a meal, she took me to Ru's house..." Fourth sobbed and said.
Chen Zihao suddenly jumped up and said, "What about you? F*ck, that's the most beautiful pair of legs and eyebrows. Fourth, that's great. You've made a lot of money..."
The third brother wanted to continue, but Zheng Qian glared at him and said irritably, "It's really what you think. Will the fourth brother be in such a bad situation?"
Xu Zhen took a deep breath and continued, "I haven't taken off my pants yet, but two strong men broke in and said that the girl was his sister. I molested her and asked me to compensate her. They hit me and robbed my mobile phone and wallet..."
"F*ck, Immortal Jump!"
Chen Zihao finally understood a little and cursed in rage.
Zheng Qian was also sympathetic in his heart. Compared with his phone being stolen, Fourth seemed to be more miserable. Unconsciously, he also felt a little better in his heart.
In the end, they accompanied Xu Zhen to the police station to report the case. It was already late at night after they returned.
"Thank you, big brother. King Qinguang has already received a gift. He even praised me and was ready to promote me. I will never forget your kindness. From now on, if you ask your little brother to go west, I will never go east!"
As soon as he lay down, Zheng Qian received a message from Niutou.
Having been tormented by Fourth for half the night, Zheng Qian didn't have the mood to think about these things. After a few perfunctory words, he was ready to go to sleep. Suddenly, he remembered one thing.
"Niutou, can you help me investigate a thing in the human world?" Zheng Qian sent a message.
Ox-head's message was very fast. "Have you forgotten that our Netherworld Underworld can't intervene in the affairs of the human world?"
"Forget it..." Zheng Qian sent a message and continued, "I'm still preparing. If you help me to get it done, I'll sell out your loan receipt!"
"... "
Ox-head fell silent. After a long silence, he asked, "What's the matter?"
Zheng Qian was about to fall asleep. His phone vibrated, and when he saw the message, he came over excitedly. He quickly asked, "Can you help me check up on the phone theft that happened on the Increasingnd bus in Han City yesterday?"