Bang! Bang! Bang!

The urgency of the pounding at the door disturbed Lin Miao, who had been sitting in front of his computer, applying for jobs through email.

"Holy shit, who's the blind fool knocking at my door in the middle of the night? If you break anything, are you going to pay for it?" After several unsuccessful job applications and now being disturbed by the loud banging, Lin Miao exploded in frustration.

He quickly rushed to the door and was dumbfounded by what he saw - a stylishly dressed woman with a curvaceous figure was the perpetrator behind the banging. Her angelic face and devilish body were a sight to behold and could easily tempt any man into sin.

Her white, elongated and beautiful legs glistened under her short skirt. Lin Miao, who hadn't been in the city for long and although had seen his fair share of beauties, had never seen one like this at such close quarters before.

If the said woman wasn’t drunk, she would be more perfect, of course, if she wasn't drunk, she probably wouldn't be knocking at his door.

"Eh? When did my home get a male nanny?"

This very drunk woman, staggered towards Lin Miao, her small hand unabashedly exploring his face. Suddenly, she swayed, and it seemed as if the alcohol had numbed all her senses, and she collapsed towards Lin Miao.

Was this... a fortunate romantic encounter...!?

This beautiful woman had actively come to his door, even throwing herself into his arms which thrilled Lin Miao. Especially whenever the thin piece of clothing would separate from her seductive skin, teasing Lin Miao with her bodyscent, constantly stimulating his brain.

This gorgeous woman who had practically delivered herself to his doorstep, should he gently approach her, or assert himself?

Just as Lin Miao was torn in his heart, he suddenly felt something wrong with the woman in his arms. Her abdomen was shifting uneasily, she was mumbling incoherently to herself, emitting a nauseating smell.

And then …

"Barf….."

Just as Lin Miao had registered what was happening, the beauty in his arms, throwing all ladylike decorum to the wind, began to retch profusely. Not only did she vomit a vile-smelling mess all over him, but she also had the gall to wipe her mouth on the clean part of his clothes after she had finished.

Damn it...

A moment ago Lin Miao, who had been thrilled by an unexpected flirtatious encounter, was virtually crushed by what unfolded next. His heart was instantly shattered!

Thump!

Lin Miao, on the verge of having a meltdown, was worried the drunken woman would make a mess in his home. After dragging her into his house and closing the door behind them, he dropped the intoxicated woman onto the floor. After all, it was summertime, and she will not freeze or catch a cold for a while.

Unable to withstand the repulsive odour from the vomit on him, Lin Miao reluctantly discarded his not-so-old clothing into the bin before rushing into the bathroom.

The current season was just stepping into summer, and the weather had been oppressively humid in recent days, a prelude to heavy rainfall. The air inside Lin Miao's house was stifling too, to make things worse, his air conditioning was broken, leaving only a small electric fan whirring at lightning speed.

The faint breeze was hardly enough to relieve the room's sweltering heat. Lin Miao, already dousing under cold water in the bathroom, was naturally unaffected. However, the drunken woman, unable to bear the stifling heat in the room and under the effects of alcohol, was groggily stripping off her clothes, hoping to cool herself down.

"So hot, I'm dying... turn on the air conditioner, quick... turn it on..." The drunken woman mumbled to herself, undressing as she did. All the while feeling nauseous, she vomited once again.

The reeking vomit not only dirtied the floor but also soiled the drunken woman's clothes.

Thus, when Lin Miao came out fresh from the bathroom, the nauseating odour in the air caused his eyebrows to knit. On lowering his gaze, he saw the drunk woman, who had thrown up everywhere and was nearly bare. "Damn it, what sins did I commit in my past life?"

With a heavy heart and feeling like crying, Lin Miao didn't want this suddenly appeared romance anymore. However, he had no other option at this point and had to clean up the mess on his floor. Thankfully, the drunken woman had stopped vomiting.

But towards the end of cleaning, Lin Miao faced a very awkward problem. The beautiful lady who had drunken herself unconscious was covered in vomit. Surely he couldn't just let a beautiful woman lounging in his house remain covered in vomit?

Respect the old, cherish the young, and help others in need! These are all values that have been inherited from 500 years of Chinese culture.

"Hey! Wake up, young lady!"

He had called out a few times, but there was no response from the other party. Lin Miao really didn't know what was bothering this girl. She was a beauty but had drunk herself senseless. In the end, Lin Miao could only decide to consult the other party.

"Hey beauty, you've been sick all over yourself, even though you dress so fashionably and sexily, you must be someone who loves cleanliness. Plus, I can't sleep with such a stench, if you don't wake up, I'm going to undress you and give you a bath, okay?"

But the drunken woman lying on the floor still didn't move, as if she hadn't heard him.

Seeing this, Lin Miao actually reached out, saying: "Your silence is taken as your consent, I'm going to help you take a bath now…"

Lin Miao took off the half-dirty stupefied woman's clothes and threw them directly into the trash. Now, this stunning beauty only had her two pieces of underwear left.

After bagging up the garbage and throwing it away, he returned to find the drunk woman still motionless on the ground. Lin Miao swallowed, squatting down.

"This is your last chance, if you don't speak up, I'm really going to carry you into the bathroom for a bath … wake up!"

Lin Miao's voice was almost hoarse, he was really out of options. He had wanted to call this woman's friend, but she had nothing on her, not even a phone.

"A gentleman knows what to do and what not to do, but I'm no gentleman. I'm just a clean Virgo and a bit of a cleanliness freak. Sigh, you've brought this on yourself, so don't blame me when you wake up tomorrow!"

With no other choice and unable to bear the stench of vomit from the drunken woman, Lin Miao dragged her into the bathroom…

It was a long and torturous night. The next day, when the youthful sunlight slanted into Lin Miao’s small bedroom, a new day began.

"Hmm…"

A languid moan that was enough to make one's blood surge, woke up Lin Miao from his sleep. As he opened his eyes, a beautiful face was up close, with long eyebrows trembling slightly, and tight-shut eyes suddenly cracked open.

Lin Miao knew that this drunk woman who had troubled him all night had finally come to her senses and sobered up. He quickly squeezed out what he thought was his most handsome smile on his face.

"Hi, beauty, you're awake. My name is Lin Miao, and it's an honor to meet you, and even more of a luck to share a bed with you for a night…”

Before he could finish speaking, a fair delicate leg suddenly emerged from the quilt and delivered a strong kick!

Lin Miao, who was just introducing himself with a smile, was caught off-guard by the beauty hiding in the quilt and received a forceful kick, ending up under the bed.

"Ouch!"

Lin Miao rubbed the place where he had been kicked, gritted his teeth, and almost broke into a cold sweat. The kick almost landed on the most vulnerable spot of any man.

If it had truly hit, he would've been filled with sorrow beyond just that of his 'boys'.

"Where am I? Who are you? And what exactly did you do to me last night?"

The fully awakened Lin Shiyin noticed the unfamiliar surroundings and realized that someone had changed her clothes, and even more shockingly, she woke up on the same bed as a complete stranger.

She had spent the night alone with a strange man, and as a highly attractive beauty herself, she often caught the lustful gazes of men. Added to that was the state she was in last night, completely drunk.

Her clothes had been completely changed...

Lin Shiyin didn't dare to think beyond, pondering what the man, who had shared the bed with her last night, might have done to her.

Lin Miao, who was bare-chested, rubbed the kicked area, explaining, "Of course this is my home. Last night, you got drunk and kept knocking on my door, insisting on staying here. You even vomited everywhere, including on my clothes and yours, which are all covered in vomit now."

"And then...?" Lin Shiyin tried to stay calm. Being a woman, she was at a disadvantage when facing a strong man.

She could only blame herself if she ever got taken advantage of by a stranger while drunk. But now that she was sober, she couldn't afford to give the other person the opportunity to take advantage of her again.

Lin Shiyin tried to stay cool, looking around for a possible escape route. She didn't believe in the goodness of the man before her eyes.

In her view, most men were creatures who thought with their lower halves!

Seeing the unfamiliar woman on the bed remain so calm, Lin Miao was somewhat surprised. Then, he naturally told her the truth, "All your clothes were smeared with vomit, so I took them off and dumped them in the trash can. The clothes you are wearing now were hurriedly bought from a supermarket last night..."

Upon listening to Lin Miao's words, the previously composed Lin Shiying could no longer contain herself. She fixated her gaze on the fruit knife on the computer desk, rolling over to retrieve it and gripping it firmly in her hand before yelling out in fury.

"You beast, I'm going to kill you!"

Lin Miao, seeing the previously calm beauty change her face the next second and rushing towards him with the fruit knife, became scared and instantly took off running.

An intense chase ensued in the bedroom. However, Lin Shiying didn't expect that the man she wanted to kill so badly could move so swiftly and agilely, leaping and jumping around the room. After several rounds, she hadn't even managed to touch Lin Miao.

"You jerk, if you're a man, stop running! I'm going to kill you!"

After chasing him for a full five minutes, a tired Lin Shiying, gripping the fruit knife in one hand and placing the other on her waist, panted heavily as she cursed at Lin Miao.

In contrast, Lin Miao leaned leisurely against the bedroom door, not panting even after being chased around by Lin Shiying. He whistle-teased, "Not run? You think I'm like you, big-breasted and brainless? Only a fool would not run!"

Lin Miao didn't dare to approach this crazed woman at this moment. After all, the woman had a fruit knife in hand, and who knows what this agitated beauty might do.

The further away, the safer!

"Big-breasted and brainless?" Upon hearing this, Lin Shiying looked down at the unfamiliar clothes she was wearing. Without thinking, she aimed at Lin Miao, and hurled the fruit knife in her hand.

"Bastard, go to hell!"