The moment the truck hit him, Yang Jianlin knew that he was about to die.
At this moment, his heart was full of unwillingness and resentment.
In his life, he worked hard, but in the end, nothing happened. Instead, his father worked too hard and passed away early. His wife was seriously ill and had no money to cure her. She died with hatred.
His legs were broken, and he started his business with his broken body. However, he was attacked again and again. When he looked up and saw that he was about to see the light, he was killed by a car.
"This truck should have been arranged by that person."
This thought flashed through Yang Jianlin's mind. The next moment, he felt that his soul was hooked by a hook, and then he left his body and floated in the air. Then, his neck was locked by a chain.
Two tall monsters appeared in front of him. They were all human-shaped. One had a bull's head and the other had a horse's head. One was holding an iron chain and the other was holding a steel chain.
"An ox's head and a horse's face!" Yang Jianlin instantly realized what was going on.
The bull-head and horse-faced man shouted, "Yang Jianlin, your life is over. Follow us back to the Netherworld!"
Yang Jianlin was frightened and wanted to break free, but the iron chain was locked around his neck, so he couldn't use his strength.
He reached out and touched his whole body. He found that he still had a box of cigarettes on him when he died, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw. He quickly took out two cigarettes. "Two officials, smoke a cigarette?"
Ox-head and Horse Face waved their hands without any interest. "No, I just pinched him."
Yang Jianlin touched his pocket again. He remembered that he had money in his pocket at that time, so he quickly took it out.
When he took it out, he was shocked.
Originally, he had a few hundred red bills in his pocket, but now they had turned into a thick pile of black underworld coins.
The Ox-head and Horse-face's eyes lit up when they saw the underworld coin. They couldn't help but get closer to it.
Horse Face said, "Tut-tut, you have money in your pocket as soon as you died. How did you do it?"
"Well, when I was alive, I knew that I had no relatives and descendants. I was afraid of hunger, so I burned paper for myself a few years ago." Yang Jianlin sighed with emotion and took out a stack of underworld money. "Sirs, this is a token of my appreciation. Please have some tea."
Ox-head shook his head and said, "Hey, we don't dare to accept your kindness. Recently, the Netherworld is doing a all-out exercise. The patrol team sent by the superior has been looking through our pockets all day long. They are squatting at the gate of the teahouse to see if our tea is super standard."
"The standard of drinking tea?" Yang Jianlin was puzzled by the rules of the Netherworld.
Horse-faced said with a sigh, "Yes. In recent years, the public has been very tense in the human world. The dead ghosts have brought this atmosphere to the underworld. The King of Hell has also begun to be serious. Let's talk about drinking tea. Imp can only drink jasmine tea. The two of us can only drink Qingluo tea. The judge can drink golden eyebrows, and the red robe is given to the ten halls of Yama."
The cow-headed man also complained, "It turns out that on the 15th day of the seventh month and the Qingming Festival every year, we can also give some underworld money as benefits. Now, we have turned into rice noodles, and our mouths are so bland."
Yang Jianlin understood. These two Hell Guards wanted to bribe him, but they were worried about being caught. He had done this before he was alive, so he was naturally familiar with what he should do.
"Brother horse-faced, the iron horse hooves under your feet are made of pig iron. If it's not made of pig iron, it's easy to rust in this underworld. Little brother, please keep this in mind. I'll make a few pieces of pure gold later. If you step on them, others won't be able to see it. It won't affect your career, but it's good for you!" Yang Jianlin smiled and stuffed the underworld currency into the hands of horse-faced man.
Horse's face was as white as a cane. He chuckled and said, "Good brother, you're so kind! I'll take it. I haven't enjoyed this golden horse's hooves iron that I've been stepping on for two thousand years."
Yang Jianlin turned to the bull head and said, "Brother Ox-head, your Soul-reaper Rope is made of bronze. It's green and doesn't look grand enough. I'm not giving you this money, but to make a gold Soul-reaper Rope for the Netherworld. It's called the contribution of the folk to the Netherworld. Don't worry, accept it!" Another money was sent to him.
The cow-head grinned from ear to ear. He took back the Soul-reaper Rope in his hand and said, "I'm loyal to you, and I've made up my mind to deal with it. I also want to remind you that your physical body has been broken, so you must go to the Netherworld. There are ten Yamas in the Netherworld, called Ten Yamas. They don't usually care about others, and they don't have time to see you. The Judge has the most power in his hands, and he has to be generous. He can help you reincarnate into a rich family. If you're filial and don't drink that bowl of soul-reaper soup, you can reincarnate with the memory of your previous life, which is called 'Time-travel'. Also, burning paper for yourself before death will affect your fortune. I don't think you can make money when you're alive..."
As the two ghosts spoke, they brought Yang Jianlin to the Judge's office.
Ox-head and Horse-face pulled Judge aside. After muttering a few words, Judge's face suddenly turned ruddy.
Yang Jianlin hurried forward and said, "Lord Judge, I just came from the human world and want to buy some antiques from the Netherworld. I don't know what kind of broken copper and rotten iron you have... Uh, no, it's a rare treasure. I want to take some." As he said this, he handed over the underworld coins.
"It's, it's, it's, it's your money. I'll give it to you." Judge stuffed the thick underworld coin into his arms and casually handed over a copper coin.
Yang Jianlin held the copper coin in his hand with a smile and gave him a thumbs-up. "You're smart, old man! You're talking about trade with the human world. It's an exit creation!"
Judge made a gesture of "OK" and said, "Well, well, well said! There must be a loan, and the loan must be equal!"
After coming out of Judge's place, the three ghosts came to the Bridge of Despair. A female ghost with an impressive figure was making soup.
Yang Jianlin handed over a bottle of underworld money with a smile. "Boss's wife, let's have a bowl of soup. I didn't expect there to be such a beautiful career woman in the Netherworld. It's not a loss for us to drink a bowl of soup from you. Granny Meng's ecstasy soup can make us look like men!"
"The soup sold out today. You can't drink it." The Granny Meng smiled happily and stuffed the underworld coin into her arms.
The cow-headed man swallowed a mouthful of saliva at Grandma Meng's career line and pushed Yang Jianlin. "Brother, let's enter the Six Paths of Reincarnation."
The horse-faced man wiped the blood from his nose and waved his hand. A huge passage with two more rings than the logo was formed. With a flash of white light, Yang Jianlin's body was sucked in.
When the seven rings disappeared, the cow-headed man looked back and was almost scared out of his wits. "One, four, four, seven, six, four, three, one! Heaven, how did the Six Paths of Reincarnation become seven? That is a space-time channel. How did it open?"
The Granny Meng hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"
Horse Face also noticed it and stamped his feet in a hurry. "When I started the Six Paths of Reincarnation just now, it seemed that I was absent-minded. I also opened the space-time channel. This guy has returned to the past!"
"What will happen then?"
Horse Face calmed himself down. "It shouldn't be that big of a deal. Even though he returned to the past, those who drank Grandma Meng's soup would forget about their memories. They wouldn't defy the heavens and change their lives."
The Granny Meng also wiped her sweat. "That's right. The effect of my ecstasy soup is very obvious. It's soft in the mouth and thin in the throat. No matter who drinks it, they won't remember what happened in their last life."
As soon as he finished speaking, the three of them suddenly came to their senses and looked down at the pot of soup at the same time. "It seems that I didn't give it to him to drink just now?"
Sweat poured down like rain. "He... he was reborn with his memory!"
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"Ouch! It hurts! Do you need a headache to reincarnate?" Yang Jianlin felt as if someone had hit the back of his head with a stick.
"I don't care. Let's see what kind of person I have reincarnated into." He endured the headache and slowly opened his eyes.
What came into sight was a kind of squatting skill like an old-fashioned public toilet.
"..." Yang Jianlin was speechless. In order to get revenge, he finally bribed the bull's head, horse's noodles, and the Judge Meng. Before he drank the ecstasy soup, he was arranged to reincarnate into a rich family. However, when he opened his eyes, he saw that he was squatting!
"Did my MaMa give birth to me in the toilet?"
Yang Jianlin looked around and found that it was a toilet compartment, where he was lying alone on the wet ground.
Outside the compartment, there were people talking and walking. He was dizzy and didn't pay attention to them.
Yang Jianlin moved his body freely. He looked down and found that he was wearing a school uniform. He rummaged through his pocket and found a certificate and a meal ticket inside. The certificate was a student's certificate, and the photos on it were very familiar...
It took him two minutes to figure out that he was not reincarnated, or time-travel, but reborn!
Long limbs, vigorous muscles, student ID card in his school uniform pocket... All of these indicated that this was his own body!
It was not the disabled body before his death, but a young body of 17 or 18 years old!
Yang Jianlin was overjoyed. He cupped his hands to the ground and murmured in his heart, "Brother Niu, Mr. Judge, and Grandma Meng, you are really interesting. You actually made me reborn! Thank you very much! I will burn more incense and paper for you later!"
Just as he finished his vow, he suddenly heard a woman's voice coming from next door. "Oh, I forgot to bring a tissue. Who can lend me one?"
Another female voice said, "I only brought one. I've run out of it."
Another female voice said, "I brought Su Fei. Do you need her?"
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Hearing this, Yang Jianlin had a strange look on his face.