"Rake, prepare to meet your end!"

"Woof... fairy, this is all a misunderstanding!"

Through the dense forest, Su Che bolted like a dog that had lost its home, disastrous and pitiful!

In close pursuit, a girl as beautiful as a fairy in a white dress, sword in hand, her face flushed with embarrassment and resentment!

At this moment, Su Che really felt like cursing. He didn't think he'd run into a beauty while merely relieving himself by the lakeside. Unluckily for him, the beauty was taking a bath!

At that moment, Su Che was utterly dumbfounded, a chill reaching the crown of his head. But in his two lives, he had never seen such a beautiful fairy.

And so, while both of them sat staring at each other, Su Che's body honestly reacted...

Now, he really felt as if even jumping into the Yellow River wouldn't wash him clean. If he wasn't busy running for his life right now, he would definitely flip the heavens a sharp middle finger!

"Damned heaven, are you trying to toy me to death?"

Exactly, Su Che was a transmigrator. Three days ago, he was a young man with no money, no power, and average looks on Earth. While crossing the road, he was struck by lightning from the sky and turned into roast pig, but his soul transmigrated to this magical world called the Xuan Yun Continent becoming the eldest son of the Su family in Qingzhou City!

Originally, he thought his beautiful life was about to begin, but Su Che never expected that after others transmigrated, they either got systems or artifacts, sparks flying everywhere, showing off non-stop. But after he transmigrated, he not only found himself in the body of a loser with congenital meridian atrophy, he was beaten up daily!

On the first day, Su Che was beaten black and blue!

On the second day, he was beaten till he resembled a withered flower!

On the third day, facing those who bullied him every day, Su Che finally blew his top!

"Damn it, you guys are still coming! Have you had enough? Are you really thinking I'm that weak not to run?"

Therefore, Su Che, clutching the only bedding roll he had, fled from the Su family. He didn't even get to meet his newfound father, who he got after crossing over. Up until the point he found a beautiful woman emerging as he was urinating by the lake, the past three days were a living nightmare for him, making him start to question life itself…

“You audacious pervert! Let's see where you can run to today!”

A feisty yell echoed from behind. It was the beautiful woman, getting closer by the second, rage simmering in her lovely eyes. She was about to catch up with Su Che!

“Damn, fairy lady! We’ve had a misunderstanding, you suffered no loss, though I’ve seen your body, you've seen mine! How about we call it even, none of us should hold grudges, alright?” Amidst the chaos, Su Che shouted back at her, hoping she’d abandon her plans to kill him.

Well, he shouldn’t have said anything. His words simply ignited the explosive situation further!

The woman was overwhelmed with shame and anger. Recalling the indecent sight she recently witnessed, her cheeks flushed red, her ears getting hot with rage. She suddenly raised her slender hands, sending a powerful slap through the air!

“Falling Petals Palm!”

Boom!

A flash of light followed, and from a dozen meters away, Su Che cried out, feeling an intense force striking him. His body was flung into the air against his will, he then heavily smashed into the ground, everything went silent!

Behind him, the woman was startled by what happened. She hastily came to him and found Su Che looking extremely pale, his eyes tightly shut, his breathing fading. He seemed like he was on his last breath!

“Oh dear, why are you so weak?”

The woman was now in a panic. She had only wanted to teach Su Che a lesson, make him suffer a bit. But in her anger, she lost control of her strength!

“What should I do now?”

While she was flustered, an elusive beam of light subtly hovered above their heads. Su Che rubbed his eyes, looking stupefied at his unconscious body lying beneath him.

“Damn it, am I dreaming? Why are there two of me?”

Suddenly, a dark gray Chaotic Vortex abruptly appeared in mid-air, followed by a formidable suction force. Su Che, nearly defenseless, was sucked into the vortex instantly!

"Eh, who are you?"

A startled voice echoed in his ears. Shaking his throbbing head, Su Che saw a haggard old man dressed in tattered clothes, staring blankly at him!

"And who are you? Where am I?"

Su Che was utterly confused. As he looked around, he saw a mysteriously shrouded space full of heavy fog. Not far away seemed to be a winding staircase leading upwards yet blurry and indistinct.

And the old man, he was sitting on the first step of the staircase!

"Could it be a Remnant Soul?"

The old man seemed to understand Su Che's current state, appearing thoughtful. He then opened his mouth and asked, "Lad, where is your physical body?"

"Physical body?"

Only at this moment did Su Che notice his current state. He was nothing more than a wisp of illusory mist, causing him to shiver in fright!

"No way, I just resurrected not long ago. How can I be gone again?"

Hearing this, the old man chuckled and shook his head, "Don't worry, you are now just a soul separated from your body. As long as your physical body is intact, it's still possible to return it, but..."

Upon saying this, the old man pinched his chin and asked with some surprise, "Why is your soul so condensed? This is abnormal. Could it be that you have previously practiced some extraordinary soul anchoring technique?"

Su Che shook his head, completely at a loss. He did not understand what the "Soul Anchoring Technique" the old man mentioned was. However, he did understand the old man's question. He must have gotten stronger because he had experienced two lives and his souls were merged.

Rather than dwelling on the issue, the old man eagerly asked, "Lad, quickly tell me how you got into this 'Nine Heavens Demon Sealing Tower'?"

"Ninth Heaven's Demon Sealing Tower?" Su Che's face froze, "I have no idea, I somehow stumbled across this place…"

As he spoke, he retold the old man about being chased by a woman. After listening, the old man paused, then burst into a wholehearted laughter.

"Haha, it must be fate, didn't anticipate that the 'Ninth Heaven's Demon Sealing Tower’ that breaks free from the five elements and six realms and even the God King has no control over, could actually be stumbled upon by a youngster who is as weak as a chicken!"

Snapping out of his stupor, the old man turned to Su Che, extending his withered hand and gripped onto his shoulder.

"What…what are you doing? Stay back, if you come any closer I will yell!" Su Che was terrified and his face went pale, he quickly backed away.

"Calm down," the old man laughed and rebuked, "Don’t move. Let go of your concerns now, and allow me to see where your physical body is. If it's damaged, you'll be trapped here forever!"

"What?"

At this point, Su Che became compliant and willingly let the old man do as he likes.

An enigmatic force seeped into his soul, penetrating through space. Su Che's eyes widened in shock as an ethereal screen suddenly manifested in front of him.

Within the screen, the beautiful woman who had been chasing him was holding a long sword, digging a hole in the ground. His physical body lay on the side, with a plaque next to it that read: Tomb of the Shameless Nameless Pervert.

While digging, the woman murmured, "Amitabha, all the gods and Buddhas, God bless, Hallelujah, this pervert died of his own accord, it has nothing to do with this lady here, even as a ghost, don't come looking for me..."

Pfft!

Su Che was so angry he could have ascended to heaven on the spot. He was not even dead yet, and this girl was already planning on disposing his body?

"Tsk, tsk, this girl is not bad, I like…"

A voice came from beside him. Su Che turned to look, only to see the mysterious old man oozing with lecherous expression, drooling all over the floor.

"Kid, being so manipulated by a woman, you are truly pathetic. I ask you, do you want revenge?" The old man's eyes roll unpredictably, uttering words that seem almost criminal.

"Of course I do!" Su Che didn't even hesitate, fiercely answering through clenched teeth!

In the mere three days since he'd crossed over, he'd either been on the receiving end of a beating or been on the run. His situation was simply disgraceful. He was even reduced to nearly losing his soul by a woman. Such humiliation was completely unbearable!

"Hehe, let's make a deal then. If you can get me that girl's bellyband, I'll pass onto you a peerless mystic art. I'll help you show off, help you fly, usher you in the thrill of soaring till nightfall. What do you think?" The old man's face was plastered with a triumphant smirk.

"Peerless... mystic... art?"

Su Che stuttered each word out, staring blankly at the old man. The man in question was barely clothed, skin and bones, his face haggard, an obvious display of body hair, scratching his butt while talking and smelling his hand right after. This image was so pathetic he could pretend to be a beggar on the street with no need for extra makeup!

"You? Just you?" Su Che cocked his eyebrow, shooting back a clear look of disbelief.

Pfft!

The old man nearly choked in shock before anger seeped into his eyes. "I am the Life and Death Elixir God, the number one elixir master of the Primal Divine Land!"

"Huh, what kind of god are you, acting so coarsely?"

Su Che was clearly unimpressed. Although he didn't understand the terms "Life and Death Elixir God" or "Primal Divine Land" that the old man mentioned, he figured that such grandiose titles must be significant. Moreover, based on the power the old man had just revealed with his light cover, Su Che decided the old man wasn't ordinary.

However, as a twenty-first century youth, Su Che understood the phrase "no rabbit, no scattering hawk" well. Now that he had found an overbearing and unsuspecting person to exploit, he had made up his mind to pit against him...

"You said you are the Life and Death Elixir God, or the number one elixir master of some divine realm. There's no one else here. Who can really tell whether that's true or not? I suggest this; if you can change my body's constitution for the better, then I might believe your claim!"

Su Che continued his coaxing. He had his own plan. The reason for he was being beaten daily was simply that his strength wasn't up to par, and the fundamental reason behind his lack of power was that his physique wasn't suited for cultivation!

Predictably, Su Che's words made the old man fume with anger. Even though the old man knew Su Che was provoking him, he still couldn't swallow his pride!

"I can see that your qi is weak, your six senses are incomplete, and it seems your body constitution is abnormal. Such a congenital defect may leave others helpless, but for me, it's as easy as catching a bird in hand!"

This domineering declaration left Su Che speechless. The old man didn't care about his reaction though, and quickly reached into his trousers to rummage around, eventually pulling out a jet-black pill!

"This is a god-tier Foundation Building Elixir. It can defy the heavens to change your fate and transform you into an ethereal being. Take it and ingest it, then... present that girl in a variety of provocative poses. Don't tarnish my name as the Life and Death Elixir God!"