"What the hell is this?" Chen Hao's face was full of shock as he stared at the people around him.
Erlang Shen, Old Lord Taishang!
Where was the girl paper that they had agreed on?
"Why are they all God's nicknames?"
The reason why Chen Hao played with the people nearby was not long ago.
His roommate, Old Hairy, successfully made an appointment with a big beauty from the next school through the people nearby. Her appearance was at least eighty percent.
Not only did the two of them succeed, but they were also in a fierce fight.
As a single dog with an ideal and pursuit, Chen Hao decided to earn something. Maybe he was lucky enough to have an appointment with a super white, rich, and beautiful woman.
But now...
Among the people nearby, none of them had a younger sister, but most of them were mentally ill.
Chen Hao was also very curious. Could it be that all the girls who liked to play League of Legends had deliberately changed their names to this nickname?
He clicked on the application to add a friend, and the other party passed in an instant!
Dingdong!
Taibai Jinxing invited Chang'e Fairy to join the communication group of the Three Realms!
Dingdong!
Taibai Jinxing invited Erlang Shen to join the exchange group of the Three Realms!
Dingdong...
Chen Hao looked at these nicknames. Did he... enter the advanced-stage super crazy entertainment club group?
"Wow, Fairy Chang'e actually came in?" Mighty Miracle God exclaimed.
"Haha... It's so lively in the group." Nezha, the Third Prince, appeared.
Taibai Jinxing said, "The Jade Emperor ordered me to set up this group in order to communicate and enhance our relationship. Please pay attention to newcomers. Don't insult others and don't make personal attacks. Otherwise, according to the law of the Heavenly Court, you will be grounded in the dark house for a year."
"I'm new here. Please take care of me. I'm Lu Dongbin."
Erlang Shen: "Welcome..."
"Hello, everyone. I'm Chang'e..."
The Thunder God said, "Nice to meet you, Fairy
a little shy
!"
God of Wealth said, "Hello, Sister Chang'e."
Dragon-subduing Arhat said, "I finally see you, Fairy.
I'm excited
."
"Dragon-subduing, you're just a monk. What are you doing here?" Crouching-tiger said in the group.
...
Chen Hao stared blankly at the dog!
This group of actors was simply putting on a show with their lives.
"I came a step late. It seems quite lively." Yue Lao chuckled.
"Yue Lao, where's your girlfriend? I've been waiting for hundreds of years," Erlang Shen said bitterly.
Yue Lao: "..."
"Yue Lao, you also promised me." Mighty Miracle God felt wronged.
"And me
I'm angry
." Nezha's Third Prince was very angry.
Yue Lao said, "Don't panic. The passage between the human world and the Heavenly Court has been closed for hundreds of years. Without a new immortal joining me, I also need time."
"Ever since the Heavenly Court opened the marriage policy, Yue Lao has been busy with a lot of things. Everyone, please forgive him." Taibai Jinxing tried to smooth things over. "I'll send a red packet to make up for it."
"It's still Taibai who understands me." Yue Lao was very touched.
As soon as Chen Hao was about to quit the Chinese-Er disease group, his eyes lit up when he saw that there was a red packet.
The moment the red packet appeared, Chen Hao was a little proud. With his 20 years of being single, he had never been afraid of anyone.
"The red packet has been stolen!"
"What the f*ck, he has been single for thousands of years, hasn't he?" Looking at the message popped up on the screen, Chen Haohu's body trembled.
He clicked on it to see which single people were so fast.
Erlang Shen's luck was the best. He snatched 136 merit points, followed by Chang'e. He also had 95 merit points...
"What are merit points?" Chen Hao was confused.
Erlang Shen said, "Everyone, thank you for letting me win."
"Yue Lao, I'm not happy. I didn't grab her. I don't have a girlfriend yet." Nezha complained.
Mighty Miracle God: "
i'm shocked
Why are your hands so fast?"
"
Crying loudly
Yue Lao, I didn't grab a single one of them. These are some animals. Can I send another one?" Dragon-subduing Arhat cried bitterly.
The iron walking stick said, "Ask for a red envelope duck—"
Eyes of a Thousand Miles: " bellow!"
Windy Ear: "Yes, sir!"
...
"If you send a bigger one, you won't be able to grab it. Don't blame me." Yue Lao was prepared to send it again.
Chen Hao calmed down and moved his fingers. He didn't believe that he couldn't grab it.
It was yet another red packet with a password.
As a single man, how could he fall behind others?
"Congratulations, you've obtained an ordinary talisman of fate. It has been stored in a tool box and can be extracted and used."