"The biggest mistake of my life was starting this company!"
"Do you believe it? From the day I started my business in 1999, I haven't received a salary for even a single month."
"I have no interest in money."
"I have never touched money!"
"The happiest time in my life was earning ninety yuan a month as a teacher..."
Boom!
At the awards ceremony of the top ten outstanding entrepreneurs.
Su Chen was boasting non-stop when suddenly, a thunderbolt struck from a clear sky, carrying his soul to the afterlife.
"Showing off could actually lead to being struck by lightning..."
After his rebirth, Su Chen, looking at the familiar senior year classroom, fell into deep thought:
"But as Star Lord once said!"
"What's the difference between a man who doesn't show off and a salted fish?"
"Ding!"
Suddenly, a synthesized mechanical voice sounded in Su Chen's mind.
"Congratulations, host! For showing off recklessly at the cost of your life, you have awakened the Taobao System of Ten Thousand Realms!"
"System!"
Su Chen's body jolted.
He had read countless web novels, how could he not know about the system!
However, the protagonists in other novels usually had systems like the Great Demon Lord System, the Supreme Emperor System, the Rampaging Upgrade System, the Invincible God Tycoon System...
This All-Realm Taobao System, it sounded a bit low-end...
"System, please start your self-introduction."
Su Chen handed over a microphone.
"Ding!"
"The All-Realm Taobao Shop is a powerful system connecting countless realms and dimensions! Movies, novels, anime, history, heavenly courts, underworlds, and even immortal and divine realms!"
"The system will help the host sell various earthly items like domestic goods, digital electronics, flavorous foods, alcoholic drinks, adult products, and even cars, planes, cannons and aircraft carriers to customers from all realms!"
"As long as the host receives a five-star review, as a reward, you will receive super red envelopes!"
"Powerful martial souls, cultivation techniques, Marvel artifacts, Naruto ninjutsu, One Piece devil fruits, League Of Legends hero skills, Honor Of Kings skins, the management rights of QQ Farm and QQ Ranch, S-class rides in QQ Speed..."
"Even Dragon Maid can be unraveled from the red envelopes!"
...
"Dragon Maid!"
Imagining that explosive figure, Su Chen feels like he's about to have a nosebleed.
This All-realm Taobao Shop seems to be quite amazing!
Is this the pace on which he will reach the pinnacle of life?
"Classmate Su Chen, um..."
At this moment, in the classroom.
A girl with a sweet appearance, holding a love letter, stands in front of Su Chen.
The girl has a tender melon-seed face, delicate features, pure temperament, typical of a social media sensation's look.
"Su Chen, I've loved you for a long time, please be my boyfriend!"
The girl's pretty face turns crimson, she shyly hands the love letter to Su Chen.
"Holy crap, am I seeing things?"
"Mafeifei is actually confessing her feelings to Su Chen!"
"But Su Chen is famously poor, a scholastic disaster, an idiot!"
"Ahhhhhh, Mafeifei, my goddess!"
The classroom of Class Three blows up, with the boys' eyes turning red from jealously.
However, Su Chen is absolutely livid!
He remembered this incident very clearly from his previous life.
What a wretch that Ma Fifi was!
She and a few friends made a bet, deliberately came on to him, only to discard him by the second class. Due to this, he had been injured for a long time...
"Scram!"
"Get out of here, you rotten leaf!"
In a few quick movements, Su Chen tore the love letter into pieces and threw it mercilessly onto Ma Fifi's face.
What?!
All the students in class three were astounded.
"Su Chen, you really have no shame..."
Ma Fifi's innocent face suddenly contorted.
She was the school beauty of Chuzhou No.1 High School, coveted by many rich second-generation kids.
And this poor guy from the countryside not only tore her love letter but also insulted her?
"Huh, Ma Fifi, aren't you just betting with your foul friends, using me for your amusement?"
Su Chen said scornfully:
"I'll tell you the truth! You may be a goddess in others' eyes. But in my view, you are nothing but a dog!"
Whoosh!
The classroom was like a cooked goose.
A handsome young man clad in AJ sneakers strode up with a bitter expression, seized Su Chen's collar, and spat out, "Country bumpkin, what did you say?"
"Pah!"
Su Chen calmly summoned a thick gob of phlegm, aged like 82-year-old wine, and shot it precisely into the young man's mouth. The young man shrieked as though he had gone mad.
"Ah—Ah—Ah, damn it!"
The young man was Gu Yu Liang, the head of class three. He often bullied Su Chen in his previous life, using his family's wealth and power.
"Yu...Yu Liang! Are you okay?"
Ma Fei Fei's exquisite face was pale with fear.
"You vile couple! Provoke me again, and I'll ensure you have nowhere to be buried!"
The whole class was shocked!
The students looked at each other in disbelief; when did this poor academic performer from the countryside become so resilient?
"Su Chen, I want you dead—"
Gu Yu Liang took a bottle of mineral water, gargled a few mouthfuls, then aimed a punch at Su Chen.
Just then, the form teacher walked into the classroom, putting a stop to Gu Yuliang's actions.
"Su Chen, await me after school! Just you wait!"
Gu Yuliang declared ominously, gritting his teeth in annoyance.
Su Chen sat at his desk calmly.
Heh, heh!
Is it some kind of joke?
Now, he was a person who had reborn with a system, how could he fear a mere wealthy second-generation?
Just at this moment, he received an order notification -
"Ding dong!"
"System notifcation, for the game 'PlayerUnknown's Battleground', player 'Wei Shen' has issued an order!"
Su Chen was shocked!
Wei Shen?
That was a big name, a professional player, known to any PlayerUnknown's Battleground enthusiasts!
If you haven't heard of him, that's fine. All you need to know is that he is a formidable professional eSports player!
"System!"
"What does god Wei need?"
He quickly asked.
"Ding!"
"God Wei is under attack by cheating players, with the poison circle closing in, he urgently needs aid in the form of first aid kits, energy drinks, painkillers, and medical boxes!"
"Medicine?"
"Where can I get medicine? Will Banlangen work?"
Su Chen felt frustrated!
Should he reject his very first order?
That would not bode well!
"Ding! It is suggested that the host should travel into the gaming world, collect medicine, and then provide it to god Wei!"
"Is there such an operation?!"
Su Chen was delighted!
"System!"
"Send me over there, I need to save god Wei!"
"Ding!"
"Please move to an unattended area, host. In 10 seconds, the inter-dimensional transmission will start, consuming 20% of the host's physical strength, 9...8...7..."
Whoosh!
Su Chen rushed out of the classroom, disappearing into the white light.
...
The next second.
Su Chen appeared in a whole new world!
Battle Royale World!
He stood on the rooftop of a dilapidated building, looking at three buildings arranged in a '匚' shape, his eyes were dull.
"This is..."
"The Airport, C-building, one of the richest and most combative areas in the Battle Royale map!"
Did he actually travel across dimensions?
66666...
"Ding!"
"Reminder to the host, this dimension is a real world, with flesh and blood!"
"If the host is shot and killed, the host really dies, and the system will continue to seek the next host!"
"Darn it!
So, getting killed means I really die?
Su Chen's body shivered, swallowing his own saliva:
"System, transport me back immediately. I don't want to die—"
"Sigh, wait, isn't there supposed to be a newbie gift package?"
Having been an avid reader of various web novels since childhood, he knew that upon obtaining a host system, one normally would receive a newbie gift or something similar first.
"Ding! Luxury Newbie Gift Package ×1, waiting for collection!"
"Hahaha!"
"I knew it!"
Su Chen laughed raucously, "Unpack it for me!"
"Ding!"
"Unsealing the Luxury Newbie Gift Package, congratulations host, you've obtained nine classic battle royale cheats, with a time limit of 15 minutes!”
"X-ray vision cheat, loading..."
"Auto-target cheat, loading..."
"Lock health cheat, loading..."
"Speed up cheat, loading..."
"Wall-clipping cheat, underground fighting king, invulnerable to all poisons…"
Gazing at the loading data scrolling across his mind one by one, Su Chen was dumbfounded.
Seems like I'm going to become invincible!"