"It's over there! I saw that pair of lovebirds heading that way!"
Yu Zhaozhao was awakened by a rush of hurried footsteps, seeming like a large crowd was running towards her. She opened her eyes to find herself in a small grove.
"Hiss—"
She attempted to rise, only then realizing that the ground her hand was bracing against was soft. Looking downward, she saw a man lying beneath her!
The man was pinned underneath her. Looking down, she could see his handsome facial features, sharply defined jawline, bulging robust chest muscles, and a solid block-like abdomen.
Oh my god!
A series of R-rated memories flooded into her mind like a tidal wave.
Her supposedly erotic dream had turned out to be reality — she had actually slept with a man!
Yu Zhaozhao's face immediately turned blood-red from embarrassment.
Just an hour ago, she was fighting toe to toe with zombies in a post-apocalyptic world.
Seeing her impending death, adhering to the philosophy of "taking one down with her wouldn't be a loss while taking two down would be a gain," Yu Zhaozhao pulled the pin from a grenade without hesitation.
She presumed she was heading for heaven, but to her surprise, upon opening her eyes, she found herself undressing a man!
To think that after slaying countless zombies in the post-apocalyptic world for so many years, she would only experience a man's touch at her death's door.
Perhaps, this was God's reward for her.
So, she decided to go all the way and slept with the man!
As she undressing him, Yu Zhaozhao realized that he seemed to be unable to move one of his legs.
She thought to herself that this might be the only chance in her life to have a man, so she didn't bother to care about his leg. She just wanted to fully enjoy it.
So she grabbed the man's struggling hands and straddled him.
Yu Zhaozhao remembered, at that time, she felt a bit dizzy, but was inexplicably persistent with this kind of thing. In the end, she actually took advantage of this man multiple times...
Indeed, it's better to die under the peony flower, even as a ghost, it's romantic.
Unexpectedly, that was not a dream!
Heat slowly spread from her cheeks to her neck.
For the first time, she began to lament about the length of her life, wondering why God wouldn't take her to heaven yet.
Just when she’s feeling at a loss, a warm yellow light lit up not far away.
"Hurry, there's movement over there!"
"They must be there, let's go check it out!"
Yu Zhaozhao was startled, recalling that she was just woken up by this group of people.
Hold on!
As if struck by a wave of realization, her mind felt as if it was being pierced by a myriad of needles, her entire head throbbing as if it was about to explode.
A flood of memories suddenly rushed into her mind. She comprehended, she had traversed through time!
In her memories, she was no longer the War Queen of the end of the world but a chubby black girl in 1976.
This era was impoverished. The original host was a city girl, pampered for eighteen years. However, a few months ago, her parents shockingly discovered that the original owner was not their biological daughter.
After finding their real daughter, her parents sent the original host to the countryside!
Having lived in the city for so many years, the host had become arrogant and disdainful of everything in the countryside.
Moreover, she was lazy and gluttonous. She was fat, ugly, and idle, always flirting with handsome men. Her reputation in the village quickly deteriorated.
In stark contrast to her, was the host's cousin, Yu Yuhua.
Her cousin was educated, pretty, and was engaged to a good family. Her fiance was a commander in the Marine Corps named Shen Xi.
Their wedding was scheduled for the next month. However, Shen Xi encountered an accident, his leg was injured by a bomb.
The cousin didn't want to marry a disabled man and take care of him for the rest of his life, yet she couldn't bear to give up the hundred dollars as a dowry, so she had to come up with some underhanded way to cancel the marriage.
The original host turned out to be the poor scapegoat.
Her cousin drugged both the original host and Shen Xi, set them up to frolic in the wilderness, then she brought people to catch them in the act.
This way, she could break off her engagement with Shen Xi, elegantly extricate herself, keeping her hands totally clean!
Such a wicked plan!
Yu Zhaozhao quietly cursed Yu Yuhua in her heart, seeing the fire coming closer and closer, she swiftly started to put on her clothes.
If originally she didn't have any concept about the chubby original host, Yu Zhaozhao, then when Yu Zhaozhao picked up the XXXXXXL size clothes from the ground, her silence was deafening.
This outfit could wrap around a normal person twice and a half!
And this hand. She lowered her head to look at her hand, both rough and dark, reminiscent of the black bamboo shoot that has been growing on the mountain for days.
The fat on her belly, to put it bluntly, was thicker than that of an old sow.
Even an old sow had a lower body fat percentage than her.
In an apocalyptic world, such a body would barely survive half an episode, and she would be caught by zombies because she was too heavy to run. She would be roasted.
The leaked fat alone could choke several zombies to death.
Yu Zhaozhao didn't dare to think about it. Her brow twitched, and she sighed as if resigned to her fate.
Well, it's good enough to be alive.
Shen Xi's sleeve was pinned beneath him. When Yu Zhaozhao pulled it out, she woke him up.
Shen Xi's sharp eyes suddenly opened. After a blank moment, he quickly remembered and glared at Yu Zhaozhao.
"What are you looking at!"
Yu Zhaozhao took the initiative, pointing out Shen Xi before he could speak.
She muttered, "If I wasn't afraid of the leaves pricking your buttocks, I wouldn't use my clothes as a cushion for you..."
Now he even dared to glare at her. Men can't be spoiled after all!
"You!"
Shen Xi was completely stunned by the shameless words of Yu Zhaozhao, seemed to have a bunch of dirty words to say, but in the end, he only snorted coldly and turned his head away.
Only his flushed earlobes hinted at his feelings at the moment.
"Fine, stop dawdling. Someone's coming! Get dressed quickly!" Yu Zhaozhao immediately picked up another piece of clothing from the ground and threw it on to Shen Xi.
Seeing Shen Xi looked tired and sluggish in his dressing, Yu Zhaozhao thought back to what just happened.
It was all her fault, she had gone too far with a man who was injured and had a disability ...
"Quickly, I've heard some noise, it must be my cousin and Shen Xi coming. Everyone, hurry up!"
Not far away, the sound of Yu Yuehe's voice and many footsteps were gradually getting closer.
Yu Zhaozhao was anxious, she directly grabbed Shen Xi's pants and shoved them onto his long and straight legs with a fierce force, pulling them up to dress him.
Whilst dressing him, she also warned, "Don't talk later, let me do all the talking. Got it?"