"Shiier, don't waste my time."
The man under the stage knocked on the table impatiently. "Are you going to jump or not?"
Shirl came to his senses and found himself standing on the stage of a private room in a sexy bunny dress with a steel pipe beside it.
It wasn't hard to guess that the "dance" in the man's words should be a dance in a steel pipe.
This familiar scene...
"She's wearing a book?"
Last night, she read the novel "The Love of King Hai" written by her best friend all night.
The male lead in the novel, Gu Wenci, was a hundred percent the king of the sea. However, she was the only one who had feelings for the female lead, Ruan Qingwei. Thus, she started to pursue her wife to the funeral ground.
But the heroine knew that he was the king of the sea, so she refused to believe his true feelings.
Gu Wenci had hurt his fish in front of the female lead, as if she was trying to prove to the female lead with her actions, "Look, I don't feel anything even if they die in front of me."
In the end, all the fish were tortured by him. He was crazy. The heroine was finally moved by him and lived happily with him.
And the original owner of this body was the most brutally abused fish.
Because Ruan Qingwei said, "I want to see how our national sister Shirl falls into the divine altar."
As soon as Gu Wenci gave the order, she ordered the original owner to dance with a steel pipe in the rabbit girl's clothes.
The original owner had been dismissed by Gu Wen for a long time and had been obedient to him for a long time. She learned a steel pipe dance and came to the bar for an appointment overnight. She also happily felt that this was a romantic date between her and Gu Wenci.
But in fact, behind the one-way glass, Ruan Qingwei was watching the live broadcast with her mobile phone.
If everything goes well, tonight's Weibo trending is 施Shire jumping into a dance to seduce Gu Wenci#
When he thought of this, Shirl released a deep sigh.
"It's a sin."
"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have complained that my best friend's novels were like shit."
This meant that he would be punished.
"Shiier, my patience is limited."
Below the stage, Gu Wenci slammed the wine glass onto the table and warned him, "If you don't jump, I'll leave!"
Shire was overjoyed to hear that. "Then leave quickly."
Gu Wenci: "?"
"What are you waiting for? Let's go."
"You..."
Gu Wenci was stunned for a moment, and a look of loneliness appeared in her eyes. "Er, I deliberately pushed the trip to see you. Do you really want me to be disappointed in you?"
There was a touch of sadness in her slender peach blossom eyes, and her eyelashes fluttered gently, as if she had fallen into the mortal world.
If it was the original owner who was standing here at this moment, he would have been soft-hearted.
Over the past five years, this was how Gu Wenci had taken advantage of the original owner.
She slapped him and gave him a sweet date. Countless injuries gave her a glimmer of hope. She tortured the original owner but refused to let him go. She controlled her and watched her struggling in the dark swamp.
He just wanted to satisfy his bad taste.
For some reason, she felt a dull pain in her heart.
It was the reflection of grief in this body.
She raised her head and looked at him seriously. "If I don't jump, you will be disappointed, right?"
Gu Wenci nodded without denying anything.
"Okay."
She reached out to grab the steel pipe and saw the expected smile on Gu Wenci's lips.
Ruan Qing Wei behind the one-way glass also smiled.
But the next second, something unexpected happened.
Shirl pulled out the steel pipe!
The bullet screen of the live broadcast was blown up.
In the picture, Shirl was wearing a sexy rabbit girl's dress. He pulled up the three-meter-high steel pipe with a backhand and played a Shaolin stick technique!
Ruan Qing Wei's hand, which was holding the phone, trembled.
[Gu Zhishen pulled out the willows upside down, Shier pulled out the steel pipe upside down!!
Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! I want to die!
[I thought Shirl was going to dance sexy steel pipe dance, and I almost thought it was a man-made trick.]
[Don't tell me that this man's image hasn't collapsed? The strength of the nation's younger sister is as great as an ox?!]
Shirl played two sets of stick techniques on the screen and raised his stick to smash Gu Wenci's head twice.
Gu Wenci, who had been sitting upright, tilted her body and fainted.
"Amazing!!!"
Ah!! My husband is dizzy!!
[This steel pipe is ten pounds heavy. Shire is holding it as if he was playing with it. F*ck!! The floor is cracking!!]
[I didn't like her very much before and felt that she was too pretentious. Now I suddenly fall in love with her, hahaha!]
[Gu Wenci fainted!! Stop laughing and call an ambulance!!
[Hahaha! I'm going to the Weibo to pay attention to Shire!]
[Sister, don't play dumb and sweet in the future. Just play the Shaolin Temple, hahaha!]
Gu Wenci fainted!!!
...
Gu Wenci was finally sent to the hospital.
As the candidate for the role of the movie king, Gu Wenci was highly valued by the company.
Hearing that he was hospitalized, the company directly sent out the public relations department and the public security department to come to the hospital to get even with Shirl.
The girl was crying beside the hospital bed. Her delicate face was covered with tears, and she looked like a beauty who was crying.
The heads of the two departments looked at each other in dismay.
Gu Wenci gave them a look and told them to leave.
"I really didn't do it on purpose. You said that you wanted to see me dance with a steel pipe, so I went to search for the teaching materials on the Internet. That's how they taught you. It's a mistake to hit you. You won't blame me, will you?"
Shirl had already changed out of the rabbit girl's clothes. She was wearing the casual clothes that the nurse gave her out of kindness, sobbing in a low voice.
Gu Wenci narrowed her eyes and sized her up for a while.
She didn't seem to be pretending to be sad. It seemed that she didn't mean it.
That's right. She had licked him for five years without any dignity. How could she change her mind so easily.
Thinking of this, he sneered and said, "Well, it's rare for me to make such a request, but you can't even do such a small thing. I'm really disappointed."
"I'm sorry. Although it's really difficult to learn a steel pipe dance in one night, it's not an excuse for me to mess it up. In order to punish myself, I'll go home and kneel down to knock on the wooden fish."
After that, she rushed out with tears in her eyes.
The corners of Gu Wenci's mouth twitched as a question mark slowly appeared on her head.
What's wrong with her today?
Seeing Shirl leave, the two ministers outside the door rushed in. "Ms. Gu, something happened on Weibo! They all said that you must have met Shirl at the bar late at night. How do you want to explain?"
Only then did Gu Wenci retract her gaze. Her expression didn't change. "Just say that she was the one who seduced me."
Every time a fish was blown out, he would deal with it in this way.
The fish loved him so much that they couldn't bear to expose him.
"Okay."
Public relations was an urgent matter.
The public relations chief immediately took out his laptop and was about to clarify on Weibo when he found that the hot searches on Weibo had changed.
#Gu Wenci A Shi Shier尔
#Shire's recording#
#Gu Wenci Wants to learned the dance of steel pipes施
...
The public relations department chief's face was ashen.
Gu Wenci noticed that something was wrong and immediately snatched the computer away. When she saw the trending comments, her heart sank and she opened it with a dark expression.
Just then, he saw...
Five minutes ago, Shirl uploaded a conversation recording.